Fluffy Geeks

Based on a true story.

Squidward gets a call from old rival Squilliam Q. Fancyson one day, who decides to sneakily boast against Squidward by inviting him to have his band play at the Bubble Bowl. Squidward accepts the offer, and assembles the Bikini Bottomites together in hopes of training them to perform in the Bubble Bowl.

Meanwhile, while on his way to band practice, SpongeBob is concerned that Gary been lonely at home. Before he arrives to practice, he finds a stand selling nudibranches, steals purchases one, then brings it home. He is initially careful to keep Gary and the nudibranch, affectionately named "Puffy Fluffy", separated at first, aware of the feeling of unsurety that animals show upon their initial meetings (but unaware of the nudibranches' special brand of hostility).

During the four days of practice, the citizens turn out to be quite incompetent at performing music (their college educations didn't pay off), much to the utter despair of Squidward. Ashamed by their actions, SpongeBob convinces the Bikini Bottomites to put their heart into it, so that they won't let Squidward down.

The following day, SpongeBob figures that it's finally time for his two beloved pets to be introduced to each other. He eventually heads off to the Bubble Bowl, unaware of the chaos that ensues while he's gone as Puffy Fluffy transforms into a large behemoth and chases Gary around in an attempt to devour him. Nightfall comes, and it's time for the Bubble Bowl to commence! Squidward is surprised both by the appearance of Squiliam and of Squidward's fake band. The band plays the debut of "Sweet Victory" by David Glen Eisley. Squidward and Squilliam are both utterly shocked by the amazing performance of the band, with the latter suffering a heart attack on the spot. Squidward savors his sweet victory, and does a triumphant jump in the air...

Then Puffy Fluffy tracks SpongeBob down, arrives, and wrecks the concert, growing to human-sized proportions and going on a rampage as the audience members flee for their safety.

The End ...?