What If Puffy Fluffy Was Good and Gary Was Bad?

In the original episode, Puffy Fluffy turned out to be more murderous and destructive than cute, but SpongeBob was too arrogant to take Gary's so-called "jealousy".

But what if Puffy Fluffy couldn't transform into a hideous monster? What if Gary let his jealousy take over him, giving SpongeBob a right to be mad at him?

Transcript

 * SpongeBob: Hello, Gary!
 * Gary: [Sees SpongeBob by taking off the drinking soda cowboy hat then gets bored] Meow.
 * SpongeBob: I've brought you a surprise. [takes out a mini green eel from behind his back] Your very own play pal. [sets it on the chair next to Gary] His name is Puffy Fluffy and he'll keep you company while I'm at work. Oh, you two get to know each other. I'll be right back.
 * [He runs off to get something. Gary meows at Puffy Fluffy, who blinks at him. SpongeBob comes back with Gary's food bowl while Puffy Fluffy returns to his cute self.]
 * SpongeBob: Eat up, you two. [sets food bowl down and pours a can of snail food inside it. Gary slithers to his food bowl and starts to eat but SpongeBob stops him] Gary! What happened to your manners? You be nice and share with Puffy Fluffy. [SpongeBob gets a marker and writes Puffy Fluffy's name with a slash "Puffy Fluffy" on the food bowl] Come here, you. [sets him next to the other side of Gary's food bowl] There you go, Fluffy. Now eat up, I'm gonna go make some enchiladas.
 * [He walks off; When Gary starts eating his food, Puffy Fluffy starts eating out of Gary's food bowl, too. SpongeBob comes back.]
 * SpongeBob: Done! Oh, these enchiladas are hot, hot, hot! [sits down on the chair and begins to eat when he sees Gary getting annoyed with Puffy Fluffy] Garold, it is not nice to get annoyed with new friends. [picks up Gary and Puffy Fluffy toward the toys] Why don't you two play a little? That will help you bond. [went back to his chair] Great, now my enchiladas are cold.
 * [Gary plays with his squeaky toys with Puffy Fluffy when Puffy Fluffy takes his squeaky carrot toy from him. Gary does not take kindly to this and starts a tug-of-war with Puffy Fluffy. The tug-of-war ends with the carrot flying away from them and onto SpongeBob's echilada dinner.]
 * SpongeBob: Gary, what has gotten into you, boy, huh?!  Because you refuse to show the least bit of respect for our new friend, and because you have ruined my enchilada dinner, I have but no choice to put you to siesta early tonight. [cut to the living room where SpongeBob puts Gary down on a small bed] I hope you're happy now.
 * Gary: [doubtful] Meow.
 * SpongeBob: Good. Maybe you can extend that happiness your new friend. [sets Puffy Fluffy on the small bed and Gary gets annoyed. SpongeBob covers them up with a small green blanket] Aww, look at you two so cute together.
 * Gary: Meooooooow.
 * SpongeBob: I accept your apology, Gary. Now, you be good to him. Good night.
 * [SpongeBob walks upstairs to his bedroom.]
 * SpongeBob: Ahh. I can rest so peacefully, now that Gary's got a good pal they could play with. [goes to sleep when Gary bursts through the door and runs toward SpongeBob scared]
 * Gary: [in horror] Meow! [hops on SpongeBob's bed]
 * SpongeBob: Gary! Shame on you! [takes Gary back in the living room] Puffy Fluffy is perfectly harmless. [takes off the blanket and sees it] See? There he is, fast asleep. Now will you let me sleep, Gary, please? [sets Gary back on a small bed and covers him with a small green blanket] Good night.
 * [He turns off the light and closes the door. Gary looks at Puffy Fluffy. The neutral expression on his eyes turns into a hostile glare. He pulls the blanket off. He opens his mouth wide, revealing his sharp teeth, and leans forward to Puffy Fluffy, preparing to bite into him, when suddenly, Puffy Fluffy wakes up, sees what Gary is about to do, screams in fear, and makes a run for it, with Gary hot on his tail. Cut to SpongeBob who is sleeping, completely unaware of what Gary is doing. Cut back to Puffy Fluffy being chased by Gary, squealing in terror all the way. Gary chases him into SpongeBob's library. Puffy Fluffy stops in front of the books, turns around, and sees Gary who's about to attack him. Puffy Fluffy gets away quickly as he can and hides behind a pile of books. Gary spots him and roars before he chases Puffy Fluffy around the pile of books, knocking over the log from the fireplace in the process. The flaming log rolls over to the pile of books, setting them alight, along with the whole library. Puffy Fluffy cowers in fear as Gary intimidates him with the fire inbetween the two. Cut back to SpongeBob who is still sleeping when he sniffs something burning coming from down the stairs]
 * SpongeBob: [talking to his sleep] Mmmmm. You're making meatballs, Grandma? Time for dinner already? [Cut back to Puffy Fluffy, in the bathroom putting out the fire with a bucket full of water from the tub. The fire is put out.]
 * Puffy Fluffy: Phew. [sees that Gary is ruining several of SpongeBob's pants with his big sharp teeth. Gary roars at Puffy Fluffy, and he screams. Gary spits out SpongeBob's torn pants. Gary starts ruining the library books as Puffy Fluffy charges towards Gary and attempts to beat him up, but Gary bites Puffy Fluffy and knocks him towards the bookshelf. Puffy Fluffy screams as Gary keeps chasing him throughout the house, throughout the night. The next morning, the foghorn alarm goes off with the ceiling cracks falling off]
 * SpongeBob: [mumbles as he rubs both eyes due to the fact that it's morning] Better go check and see how my little buddies are getting along! [notices a piece of cracked ceiling] Hmm, that's interesting. Must have been a sea quake last night. Oh, well, what are you gonna do? [opens the galley door which falls over] That's unusual. Whoa! [sees the library which is a total wreck] My library! [gasps] And my prized memoirs of T.S. Halibut! [gasps] My clothes! [picks up his torn pants] This was no random sea quake. Who could have done this? There was no one here except for... [gets mad] ...Gary. I bet he's jealous about the new friend. [goes down the stairs to the gym door] Gary! You are in big trouble, mister! [tries to open the exercise room door but it's locked] Gary, Gary, unlock this door immediately. Gary, Gary, did you hear? Gary? All right, Gary, you have left me no choice! [rushes toward the door, knocks it over. looks up, gasps in shock as he sees Gary with Puffy Fluffy in his teeth.]
 * SpongeBob: Gary! You put Puffy Fluffy down now!
 * [Gary shakes his head in anger and protest.]
 * SpongeBob: You think that's any way to act?! Bad boy, Gary! Bad! Bad! Bad boy! Bad! Bad Gary! Bad!
 * [Gary gets angry with SpongeBob's scolding. He rears his head back... and eats Puffy Fluffy by chewing on him as he swallows him into his gullet!]
 * SpongeBob: [screaming bloody murder] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
 * [Gary slithers up to SpongeBob, glaring at him.]
 * Gary: [angrily] Meow!
 * SpongeBob: Bad snail, Gary! You spit Puffy Fluffy out right now!
 * Gary: [protesting] Meow!
 * SpongeBob: [crawls into Gary's mouth, with his bottom half sticking out] Spit Puffy Fluffy out right now, Gary!
 * [Gary angrily bites down on SpongeBob four times. He screams as he comes out of Gary's mouth.]


 * SpongeBob: GARY!!! HOW DARE YOU BITE ME!!! That does it, Gary the Snail. I thought you'd know better than to kill Puffy Fluffy. I tried to be reasonable. But you left me no choice, Gary! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!!!
 * [Gary screams in fear as SpongeBob locks him in a cage and stuffs him underneath the stairs in the library.]
 * SpongeBob: AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING OUT!!! EVER!!!!
 * [Gary cries.]